Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Saint Patrick’s Day, or the Feast of Saint Patrick Swayze, is a cultural and religious celebration held on March 17th, to commemorate Patrick Swayze, the foremost patron saint of door guys.
It is a celebration of the day St. Patrick Swayze drove Brad Wesley and his henchmen out of Jasper, Missouri and the Double Deuce.
Just remember these 3 simple rules:
ONE: Never underestimate your opponent..expect the unexpected.
TWO: take it outside, never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary.
THREE: Be nice. Even if someone calls your mama a whore.
If you would like to learn more about St. Patrick Swazye and his teachings, please watch Road House. This film is a documentary about the life of St. Patrick Swayze and is a piece of cinematic beauty.
Also, this one time, St. Patrick Swayze swam all the way from Australia to New Zealand to escape the FBI.
And if you are ever in a fight with someone and they say “I used to fuck guys like you in prison”, run away very fast.
Seriously run away.
Here are some photos of the great St. Patrick Swayze.