“When I was trying to buy Riot Fest tickets, I wasn’t buying smashed avocado for $19 and four coffees at $4 each,” a man who got a $34,000 loan from his grandfather said.
“They want to eat out every day, they want to travel to Europe every year,” he said. “The people that buy Riot Fest tickets today worked very, very hard for it (and) saved every dollar, did everything they could to get up those Riot Fest tickets.”
Here are 9 photos of avocado toast you stupid millenials bought instead of Riot Fest tickets. I hope you’re happy.