We’d like to congratulate ourselves on this, the 100th episode of the Daily Riot Fest Roundup. Does this mean we get to go into syndication finally?
Once again, just like last year and the year before, Riot Fest has produced an Oscar contender. Ladies and germs, we proudly present: Angels with Filthy Riot Fest Tickets.
Holy shit, you can buy Riot Fest 2018 tickets tomorrow! That means it’s real!
Check out our new line of Black Friday Doorbusters, you cheap bastard.
If you click on this to look at pictures of Betsy, the Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week, you own her. Them’s the rules.
Jumping Jupiter, is there anything Weird Al can’t do?!
Johnny Quest thinks The Lawrence Arms are sellouts.
Welp, all the War on Xmas shows are officially SOLD OUT. There may be a few tix released day of, so start camping out now. See you soon!
— The Lawrence Arms (@TheLawrenceArms) November 21, 2017
Riot Fest would like to wish a happy 49th birthday to the singer of Beach Slang if he was dyslexic, aka Alex James, the bassist in the Fab Four of Britpop, Blur.
Happy Birthday Alex! pic.twitter.com/I2gy1LdpWO
— blur (@blurofficial) November 21, 2017
And, to keep it PC, here’s word from that other camp…
Rock n roll is not about been in detention it’s smash and grab any body who plays over hour an half is a wanker in my book as you were LG
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 15, 2017
The Fab Four of bands that feature every member playing a kick drum at all times, The 4onthefloor, needs your help, people. Give these guys a helping hand, as their legs are probably very tired all the time.
Do we know any bagpipers in the MPLS area?
Asking for a friend.
— The 4onthefloor (@4otf) November 21, 2017
ICYMI at the beginning of this post…
I’m gonna give you to the count of ten to git your ugly, yella, no-good keister, ready to buy Riot Fest Early Bird Tickets tomorrow.
Riot Fest Early Bird Tickets are On Sale Tomorrow at 10am CST: https://t.co/ZlSskNUp8r
297 days until Riot Fest. pic.twitter.com/iG14MmYsfN
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) November 21, 2017