Fire! Brimstone! Savings! It’s the Riot Fest Secret Satan Box for Black Friday
Introducing your new favorite Black Friday Gatebuster deal: The Riot Fest Secret Satan Box. The Riot Fest Secret Satan Box is for when you want to buy a gift for somebody without the hassle of having to think too hard, or at all for that matter. The Riot Fest Secret Satan Box costs a paltry $30, and is stuffed with:
If you were to buy all this shit separately, it’d run you over $60. Oh, and you do NOT get to pick exactly which items go in the box. We do, and you know damn well we’re going to have some fun with this. You’re rolling the dice here. Live a little! No returns whatsoever! Also, whichever tee size you pick, that’s the size you get for both shirts. No mixing and matching, weirdo.
While you’re shopping at our store, don’t forget to also stock up on the rest of our Black Friday holiday merch items. Everything in the store is 30% off today, and all orders $50 and up ship for free.
Last, but not least, Riot Fest 2018 Early Bird Presale Tickets are almost sold out. We all know you’re going to Riot Fest next year, so you might as well buy your tickets while they’re super cheap, right? Right.