Happy Birthday to Neil Armstrong, the greatest trumpeter of all time.
WANTED: Professional Cat Cuddler
Sting and Shaggy are releasing an album together.
Jack White concerts are cell phone free zones.
Less Than Jake wants you to photograph their next show.
RIP Mark E. Smith from the Fall.
OMG IZ THEY FINALLY ANNOUNCING THE WAR ON ARBOR DAY‽
Greetings, Earthlings. On Jan 30th we have some news that is going to answer your most pressing TLA-based questions. pic.twitter.com/2W1J8dbcyp
— The Lawrence Arms (@TheLawrenceArms) January 24, 2018
New Brandon Phillips and the Condition video!
— Brandon T Phillips (@BrandonPandtheC) January 24, 2018
Hey Rosenstock, come to our office! We have coffee mugs and doodle pads, too.
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) January 24, 2018
Can you play that cool “Parklife” riff on it? No? Then throw that piece of rubbish in the dustbin.
Hah! I am really crap at the Mac phone 8
— graham coxon (@grahamcoxon) January 24, 2018
FUCK YOU. GET LEPRECHAUNED.
— DIRECT HIT! (@DirectHit_sucks) January 24, 2018