Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of January 8th, 2018
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’ve really made the grade and the papers want to know whose shirts you wear. Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’ve got your mother in a whirl. She’s not sure if you’re a boy or a girl. Hey babe, your hair’s alright. Hey babe, let’s go out tonight.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Look out your window I can see his light. If we can sparkle he may land tonight. Don’t tell your poppa or he’ll get us locked up in fright.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
It doesn’t matter what you wear, just as long as you are there.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night, and loves dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Don’t let the sun blast your shadow. Don’t let the milk float ride your mind. You’re so natural, religiously unkind.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Don’t let me hear you say life’s taking you nowhere, angel. Come get up my baby, look at that sky, life’s begun. Nights are warm and the days are young.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Wake up you sleepy head, put on some clothes, shake up your bed.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
When you climb to the top of the mountain, look out over the sea, think about the places perhaps, where a young man could be.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Come out of the garden, baby. You’ll catch your death in the fog.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Do you remember, your President Nixon? Do you remember, the bills you have to pay? Or even yesterday?
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Life can’t be easy. It’s not always swell. Don’t tell me truth hurts, little girl, ’cause it hurts like hell.