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If The Cubs Win The World Series I’ll…

By Riot Fest / November 4, 2016November 4, 2016 / Chicago, Denver, News

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The internet is forever and it keeps receipts. The Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 108 years and lots of people were willing to bet anything to be World Champions once again.

Just remember, all bets made on twitter are legally binding and must be honored. We got receipts. It looks like tattoo artists in Chicago are going to be busy this week.


I hope he has a son, because Theo would be an awkward name for a girl.

If the Cubs win the World Series in the next 5 years, I’ll name my firstborn Theo #maybe

— Trevor Brown (@tbrownOKC) October 22, 2011


If this guy doesn’t do a piss trough slide, I’m going to be very disappointed.

@Jmach60 and @erook if the Cubs ever win the World Series I’ll do this…#NotWorriedhttp://t.co/sCjadaCq

— N e e K s (@NeekoPilalis) February 7, 2013

Hey @zram2727 if the cubs ever win the World Series I’ll learn go cubs go and sing it wearing the MVP’s jersey

— Patrick Morphew (@Topps27) August 25, 2013

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll shit on a cop car.

— Sir Andrew King (@AndyM_Reyes) February 20, 2014

If the cubs win the world series I’ll cut my hair……ill be waiting a while

— BAD DRAGON VID OUT (@law_tha_dragon) June 30, 2014


Hannah better pay that $1000.

“If the Cubs win the World Series in 2016, I’ll give you $1000” -Hannah. AND WE SHOOK ON IT AND I HAVE IT IN WRITING #easymoney @hannahvarel

— A K Rage (@A_K_Rage) September 25, 2014

I’ll pierce my nipples if the Cubs win the World Series. https://t.co/4BSXN7i5Pr

— ✨The Aight Gatsby✨ (@HasherRoth) June 16, 2015


Portrait tattoos can be tough to do. Hope you find a good tattoo artist.

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll get a tattoo of Bartman.

— Reese (@Schlinde05) June 17, 2015


“I’m A Stupid Bitch”

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll get a tattoo that says I’m a stupid bitch

— NEW MOVIE OUT NOW (@Michael197197) September 23, 2016


Wonder which finger she chopped off.

if the cubs win the world series, i’ll chop off a finger

— em (CHICUBS) hook (@emilie_hook) October 8, 2016


Watch out for tornadoes Eli.

If the cubs win the World Series I’ll move to Kansas permanently.

— Eli Stout (@Eli_Stout24) October 23, 2016

If the cubs win the World Series I’ll shave my head

— bowl of lettuce (@KingFlowBro) October 25, 2016

I’ll get dreads if the Cubs win the World Series

— puppy (@smileshenley) October 26, 2016

if the cubs win the world series I’ll buy a cubs hat #WorldSeries #soxfan

— SalvesterStillstoned (@Kid_Cyrus) October 27, 2016

I’ll shave my head if the Cubs win the World Series

— John C Behling (@jbehls) May 18, 2012


If you RT this tweet you can get a new house!

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll buy a house to whoever retweets this 😊

— Oscárinho (@OSida5) October 22, 2015

If the Cubs win the World Series in 2016 I’ll shave my left leg

— 🍂 (@nico_duenaz) February 23, 2016


This seems like a very complicated tattoo.

If the Cubs win the world series, I’ll get a tatoo on my dick that says Anthony Jizzo or one on my ass that Ben-d Overist

— Buzzer (@FantasticMrBuzz) August 29, 2016


Can I borrow your truck?

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll pay someone to run me over with their truck cause that would hurt less

— Sarah Schaefer (@s_schaef) October 12, 2016

On a more realistic note, if the Cubs win the World Series, I’ll dye my armpits blue

— fuck the cubs (@TonyFrutos) October 12, 2016

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll name my first son Carlos Zambrano

— Grant Slaughter (@GrantSlaughter) October 12, 2016

If the Cubs win the World Series, I’ll get a Cubs tattoo.

— Nick Loffredo (@nicklofrayfray) October 16, 2016


RIP @Legit_kimbo

If the cubs win the World Series I’ll kill my self

— Kodak Kimbo (@Legit_kimbo) October 21, 2016

if the cubs win the world series i’ll never watch baseball again ..

— Tate Mccormick (@tatemccormick11) October 23, 2016


DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll not only delete my Twitter but I’ll also go in to a serious depression… #UnfortunateFacts 🖖

— Zac Husman (@Z_HUStler_4) October 23, 2016

yo if the cubs win the world series i’ll get their logo tattooed on my left butt cheek

— Kristin (@tinnotten) October 23, 2016

If the Cubs win the World Series I’ll get a Cubs tattoo on my ass

— marn☄️ (@marnym773) October 23, 2016


oops. RIP Bobby

I bet my life the Cubs don’t win the World Series

— Beau Bittner (@bobby_beaunilla) October 23, 2016


time to pay up

@Cubs Hey Guys, I bet 108 bucks (1 for every year since your last World Series title) that u guys wouldn’t win the World Series. So plz stop

— Guy (@TheM3xicutioner) October 12, 2016


you lost. pay up

I bet my friend $1000 that the Rams would win a super bowl before the Cubs win a World Series. Someone let me borrow $1000 pls

— Young Papi (@NeilHernandez3) October 12, 2016


Josh owes Billy some money.

With all this crazy cubs talk going @BillyBiang10 I bet $100 the Sox win the world series again before the cubs #doyouaccept?

— Josh MacKenzie (@LT_MAC_PIKE) February 27, 2016


St. Louis Blues have never won the Stanley Cup

I’m so confident I bet @TheCap11 I will get a cubs tattoo tramp stamp if the cubs win the World Series before the blues win the Stanley cup

— Gage VanOrder (@gagevo28) August 19, 2014

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