Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of May 29th, 2017

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Ain’t it fun living in the real world? Don’t go crying to your mama ‘cause you’re on your own in the real world.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You have made it harder just to go on, and why, all the possibilities well you were wrong. That’s what you get when you let your heart win, whoa.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Well there’s a million other people who do it just like you. Looking as innocent as possible to get to who they want and what they like, it’s easy if you do it right. You should refuse.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Rock and roll baby, don’t you know that we’re all alone now? You need something to sing about. Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Hard times, gonna make you wonder why you even try. Hard times, gonna take you down and laugh when you cry. These lives, and you still don’t know how you even survive. Hard times, hard times, and you gotta get to rock bottom.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
It’s not a walk in the park to love each other, but when your fingers interlock, you can’t deny, can’t deny you’re worth it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Next time you point a finger, you might have to bend it back and break it, break it off. Next time you point a finger, point to the mirror.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You made yourself a bed at the bottom of the blackest hole and convinced yourself that it’s not the reason you don’t see the sun anymore.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Do you see what we’ve done? You’ve gone and made such fools of yourselves. How did you get here?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
For all you know, the best is over and the worst is yet to come. Is it enough to keep on hoping when the rest have given up?

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Just talk yourself up and tear yourself down. You’ve built your one wall now find your way around. What’s the problem?

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Why do you care what people think? Are you hooked up to the leash. You know, anklebiters ate up your personality. You fall in love with yourself because someday you’re gonna be the only one you’ve got.