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Lemmy Will Be Waiting for Us in the Afterlife, According a Billboard in St. Louis

By Riot Fest / February 12, 2018February 12, 2018 / Music News
photo CREDIT: Jaime Lees for Riverfront Times

Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? That’s a trick question; Lemmy is God, and now we have more proof.

According to Riverfront Times, a Christian Aid Ministries billboard in St. Louis, Missouri erected by Christian Aid Ministries was improved recently with the addition of Lemmy Kilmister, known deity, Ace of Spades, and legendary bassist, vocalist, and songwriter for one of the most legendary rock bands of all time, Motörhead.

‘The billboard usually reads “After you die, you will meet God;” but a recent miracle corrected the sign, which now truthfully dictates that “After you die, you will meet [picture of Lemmy in a halo, holding a lamb, with ‘Lemmy’ scrawled underneath].”

As soon as you’re ready to make the pilgrimage to this, the holiest of holy sites, Riverfront Times has directions. It’s across the street from a restaurant called Favazza’s, which looks pretty tasty despite its 3.5-star rating on Yelp… so be sure to resist hitting up a drive-thru on the way.

All praise be to Lemmy.


 

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