Riot Fest Valentine’s Day Cards

Valetine’s Day is a scam. Much like birthdays, this “holiday” was invented by Hallmark to sell cards.

What to do when you’re too cheap to buy a V-Day card for your boo? We’ve got you covered with the latest round of Riot Fest Valentine’s Day cards.

Print off these complimentary custom cards (seriously, they’re full of compliments), fill in the names where applicable, and impress (or offend) that special someone. Let them know that they’re the shit, that you’d be irrelephant without them, that you’d like to go get sushi with them, and so on.

You’re welcome.