Kansas City vs. San Francisco: Which Has Better Bands?
In honor of the SUPER sports game happening in Miami this Sunday, we decided to grab a BOWL of KC barbeque and a plate of whatever food San Francisco is famous for and see who would win if bands from Kansas City and San Francisco went head to head.
Both cities have a pretty great history of music, but who has it better? We matched up the best bands and artists from each city and awarded 7 points to the winner of each head-to-head matchup. Scroll down to see the winner of Kansas City vs. San Francisco.
Janelle Monáe vs. 4 Non Blondes
What’s up? WINNER: Janelle Monáe.
KC: 7 – SF: 0
Tech N9ne vs. Jefferson Airplane
Tech N9ne has a number in their name, Jefferson Airplane does not.
WINNER: Tech N9ne.
KC: 14 – SF: 0
Charlie Parker vs. Journey
Charlie Parker helped invent bebop. Journey did not.
WINNER: Charlie Parker.
KC: 21 – SF: 0
Puddle of Mudd vs. Jesse and The Rippers
Jesse and The Rippers has one John Stamos. Puddle of Mudd has zero John Stamos.
WINNER: Jesse and the Rippers.
KC: 21 – SF: 7
Architects vs. Creedence Clearwater Revival
CCR is an amazing band, but John Fogerty also wrote ‘Centerfield’.
WINNER: Architects.
KC: 28 – SF: 7
Melissa Etheridge vs. Grateful Dead
I don’t know why you would be grateful that someone is dead. Kind of messed up.
WINNER: Melissa Etheridge.
KC: 35 – SF: 7
Season To Risk vs. Steve Miller Band
It’s pretty arrogant to name a band after yourself.
WINNER: Season To Risk.
KC: 42 – SF: 7
The Gadjits vs. Dead Kennedys
Gadgets is spelled with an ‘e,’ not an ‘i.’
WINNER: Dead Kennedys.
KC: 42 – SF: 14
The Get Up Kids vs. Faith No More
I’m afraid of voting against Mr. Patton.
WINNER: Faith No More.
KC: 42 – SF: 21
Mac Lethal vs. Santana
Mac Lethal has never recorded a song with Rob Thomas.
WINNER: Mac Lethal. KC: 49 – SF: 21
Reggie and the Full Effect vs. Third Eye Blind
“Semi-Charmed Life” is a banger of a song.
WINNER: Third Eye Blind.
FINAL SCORE:
Kansas City: 49 – San Francisco: 28