Hey ho, Ramones fans! For just $20, you too can own a piece of the Christmas Industrial Complex (CIC) in the form of a Joey… Read more
Category: Riot Festmas
Few #RiotFestmas traditions have stood the test of time quite like the traditional reading of The Night Before Christmas by a comforting and familiar voice. So we reached… Read more
That's right, you ingrates. Gather around the Festivus pole for the traditional Riot Fest Staff's Airing of Grievances. Learn them. Know them. Live them... Or… Read more
Everybody pretty much sucks, am I right? Let us know how society has disappointed you in 2017 by posting your grievances to our Facebook, Twitter, or… Read more
We want to see photos of your dogs, cats, lizards, ferrets birds, snakes, and other pet in their holiday costumes. We will judge these photos… Read more
Kids have been known to say the nicest darned things, especially the nicer kids. In honor of the 9th day of #RiotFestmas (and today's contest,… Read more
Kids have been known to say the darnedest things; while naughty kids have been known to be assholes. In honor of the 8th day of… Read more
It's time for you to make a list, check it twice, find out who's nice, and totally call them out on it. 'Tis the #RiotFestmas… Read more
It's time for you to make a list, check it twice, find out who's naughty, and totally sell them out. 'Tis the #RiotFestmas season, after… Read more
Flatulation punctuates the still night air, and I thank god there's a bathroom here! Sometimes, it doesn't matter how nasty a toilet is, when you… Read more
Updated with clues and winners!
Welcome to the shittiest #RiotFestmas contest yet. While nobody was looking, we hid pairs of Riot Fest 2018 GA tickets in… Read more
A couple hours ago, we revealed the official Riot Fest 2017 Recap Video, with all the highlights from this past year's festival, set to the… Read more