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You gave me herpes. You owe me $900,000.

You gave me herpes. You owe me $900,000.

June 8, 2012 // Riot Fest

If you needed a reason to wear a condom, please reread the title.

A 49-year-old Oregon woman won a lawsuit against a 69-year-old who she claims gave her genital herpes on their fourth date. According to the Oregonian newspaper, the jury “felt it was 75% the man’s fault. We all felt he should have told her—he had a responsibility to tell her beforehand.” The man decided at the last minute to enter sans condom and once he was finished, revealed to her that he had herpes.

We’re just going to go ahead and assume that that pillow talk didn’t go quite as planned.

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