UPDATE: It’s back on the market. The house, located at 3022 Payne St. in Evanston, Illinois, was originally listed for $1,500,000 in June of last year. It is now being listed for $1,425,000. It last sold for $1,250,000 in 2006.
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Would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there and if so, sir, may I converse with her briefly?
Well son, if you have an extra $1.5 million sitting around you can do just that because the “Sixteen Candles” house is hitting the open market.
The perky description of the six-bedroom, four-bath home in Evanston, IL is mesmerizing.
“As you enter the foyer, you will picture yourself sharing dinner parties in the amazing dining room and the elegant living room with a wood burning fireplace and gorgeous plastic cast molding. The new kitchen includes a breakfast room and overlooks the lush backyard and terrace.”
And yes, the lush backyard has grown in nicely.
Now, if you do end up buying the house, please invite us over. We promise we won’t forget your birthday. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a dance to go to… at school. It’s a very important dance… uh we’re being graded on it, for Gym.
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