I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Canine Overlords
Boston Dynamics has released an ominous 24-second video of something called the SpotMini. The only description of the video is “For more information . . . stay tuned”. Stay tuned for what?! What does the SpotMini want from us?!
We aren’t sure exactly what the SpotMini is or what their motivations are, but one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the robot canines will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new robot canine overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted music festival, we can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground snausage caves.