Secret Satan Stash Is Back PLUS Get 20% Off Merch For A Whole Week of Black Friday

Back by “popular” demand this holiday season is the Secret Satan Stash! You know the drill—there’s NO picking what shirts go in the stash, NO returns whatsoever, and absolutely NO crying allowed (as always). Perfect for when you want to buy a gift for somebody without the hassle of having to think too hard. Or at all, for that matter.

Get your secret stash starting on Black Friday, AKA November 25th on Riot Brand. For just $30, you’ll get a mystery t-shirt, an exclusive Riot Fest holiday t-shirt, (coming soon) and an accessory from the Riot Brand warehouse.*

If you’re not into the whole t-shirts-in-a-box, then you can still take advantage of our site-wide 20% off all merch** on Riot Brand with the code BLACKFRIDAY22 starting tomorrow, November 18th until Sunday, November 27th.

We’re restocking popular items from this year’s festival like the long-sleeve Skull Reaper Shirt, Panther Lineup Tee and That’s what I call Riot Tote Bags.

*Secret Satan Stash not valid for 20% off
**Does not include exclusive holiday sweater

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