Best of Riot Fest 2024 Photo Gallery + 3-Day Recap Video
So many great pictures, it’ll probably crash your tabsRiot Fest is over, and yeah, we’re bummed too. But don’t worry, the memories live on (and so do the porta-potty lines). There were crowdsurfing newlyweds, reunions, anniversaries, and of course, you beautiful maniacs. We’ll have a few more galleries, videos, and cool shit to share in the coming weeks, and we can’t wait until…
The Black Friday Riot Fest Secret Satan Box Is Here
Fire! Brimstone! Savings! The Black Friday Riot Fest Secret Satan Box is back, and this time we have three different options starting at only $19.98. Are you cheap and lazy? The Riot Fest Secret Satan Box is for you, or your mom, or your kids, or your dad, or your next door neighbor. Get them…
There Are Only Four Good Thanksgiving Movies
And you’re not allowed to disagreeOf the handful of movies that have been made about Thanksgiving, there are only four good ones. That’s it. Only four good Thanksgiving movies.
A Photo of Four Men Sitting On A Front Porch Is Too Much For Internet To Handle
Four men took a photo on a front porch this weekend and it was almost too much for the internet to handle. The front porch was of Dischord House in Arlington, Virginia, Dischord Records, and the four men were named Brian Baker, Ian MacKaye, Lyle Preslar, and Jeff Nelson. Brian, Ian, Lyle, and Jeff used…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: (URGENT) Nala, Luna, Sven, Tiger
URGENT. ADOPTERS NEEDED. The volunteers’ hearts are aching: Dogs keep flowing through the shelter dogs, transfers and adoptions are low, and unfortunately beautiful souls have had to pay the ultimate price… THEIR LIVES. This is the SAD REALITY of what goes on in this country, and in your city, Chicago, when there are simply MORE…
We Talked With Drug Church Frontman Patrick Kindlon About Who Should Be Inducted Into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame
Since its conceptualization in 1983, its first set of inductees in 1986 and its physical manifestation in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1995, the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame has always been under attack for its unending love of baby-boomer rock acts and not much else. In recent years, however, the Rock Hall nominating committee —…
Working In The Music Industry Can Be Bad For Your Mental Health
A study commissioned by Help Musicians UK and undertaken by University of Westminster researchers Sally-Anne Gross and Dr. George Musgrave confirmed what anyone who has every worked in the music industry already knows, the music industry can be bad for your mental and physical health. They study, titled Can Music Make You Sick?, was the…
Frank Zappa, Who Died in 1993, Is Going On Tour in 2019
Frank Zappa, who died 25 years ago, is going on tour next year. While they aren’t displaying his dead body on stage and touring him around the world, they are turning him into a hologram and touring him around the world to make as much money as possible. Set to launch in 2019, the hologram…
You Better Watch Out, I’m Telling You Why, Christmas Music Is Bad And Bad For You
You better watch out. You better not cry. Better not pout. I’m telling you why. Studies have shown that too much Christmas music can be bad for you. Scientists call it ‘mere exposure effect,’ and Victoria Williamson, Ph.D says it can have a legitimate psychological impact. An endless loop of “Santa Claus Is Coming To…