Two Limited Edition David Bowie Albums To Be Released For Record Store Day
As part of the 10th Anniversary of Record Store Day, two very special limited edition David Bowie albums will be released on April 22nd, 2017. The first album, recorded live on September 5th, 1974 at Universal Amphitheatre, Los Angeles, is Cracked Actor (Live Los Angeles ’74). It is the “first official release of this Philly…
The Couple That Farts Together Stays Together
Farting in front of your partner is a big step in a relationship. It might even be the biggest step in a relationship. Most people will have sex with their partner before they would ever fart in front of them. According to author of family psychology Leah DeCesare, “Farting in front of your husband is…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy Of The Week: Jackson
JACKSON A160115 • Available for adoption at Chicago ACC Jackson is a 3-year-old, neutered male who came into the shelter on 12/28 as a stray. Jackson loves to play fetch, but he’s still learning how to give up his ball, so you need to play “2-Ball Fetch” with him. How do you play “2-Ball Fetch”?…
Riot Fest Nite at Cobra Lounge
The first monthly Riot Fest Nite at Cobra Lounge is coming your way on Tuesday, March 21st. It’s a Tuesday night, what else do you have going on? It’s free so you get what you pay for. Featuring the unlikely talents of DJ Brendan Kelly, DJ Buck Foley, and DJ Riot Fest Twitter Guy. There…
Manatees Use Farts To Swim
Manatees, sea creatures that once inspired the myth of mermaids for what one would assume were very drunk sailors, use their farts to swim. If you’ve ever seen a manatee in person, you may have noticed that they are hilarious. You may have also noticed that they rise and sink in the water with almost…
Ridiculous Riot Fest Band Mashups
We don’t really have any excuse for this. Sometimes we just like to make dumb stuff on the internet. And we like to make up song titles for ridiculous band mashups. . MILEY CYPRESS HILL AGAINST MEATLOAF! PARAMORRISSEY PRIMUSE QWEEN GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS BRUNO MARS VOLTA M.C.C.R. – MY CHEMICAL CLEARWATER REVIVAL METALLICLASH DURAN DURANCID…
Hero Child Farts On Meteorologist
Not all heroes wear capes. Some heroes fart on meteorologists live on TV. Meteorologist Patrick Ellis was delivering the weather live on TV, on Mississippi’s WLBT, this past Saturday when a mystery child, some might say hero child, ran onto the screen starts yelling crazy things, flapping his wings like a chicken and directing a fart…
Stream Can’t Swim’s Debut Album ‘Fail You Again’
Fail You Again, the debut album from Can’t Swim, is officially set for release this Friday, March 10 via Pure Noise, but you can listen to it now on the stream below. You can pre-order it here. Can’t Swim frontman Chris LoPorto tells Alternative Press, “This record feels like the beginning of our band. The…
