This Five-Year-Old Does Not Like Tom Brady
via Deadspin – “My son is turning 5, and he and I go to the local Bills bar/restaurant to catch the games each Sunday. My wife helped me create this masterpiece of a cake for the Patriots game today. It was a big hit – and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know…
Here Is A New Song From Metallica
Metallica has released the latest single from their upcoming new album Hardwired…To Self-Destruct. Listen to “Atlas, Rise!” below. The full album, two discs and early 80 minutes of music, is set for release on November 18th. You can listen to Hardwired, the title track, here. DISC ONE Hardwired Atlas, Rise! Now That We’re Dead Moth…
Clown Porn Searches Have Increased 213%
According to Pornhub ,in a SFW blog post, since September of this year, there has been a 213% increase in clown-related porn searches. In just the past 30 days, there have been at least 100,000 clown porn searches. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people? As the recent “creepy clown” sightings have increased…
These Water Proof Chuck Taylors Are Here To Save Your Life
Just in time for the change in weather or a muddy music festival, Converse has released a fully waterproof Chuck Taylor All Star II that’s perfect for winter. Starting at $120, the Converse Chuck II Waterproof Mesh Backed Leather, is made with smooth leather and a mesh backing, the waterproof Converse Chuck II Mesh Backed…
An Interview With Ben Weasel
This year is the 30th anniversary of Screeching Weasel being a band. We were lucky enough to sit down with Ben Weasel last week and talk a little bit about the history of the band, what has changed in how he finds inspiration for songs, and how the songs get out there. Screeching Weasel play…
AFI Announce New Album Debut Two New Songs
AFI announced a new album today. AFI (The Blood Album) is scheduled for release on January 20th 2017. It will be their first new album since their 2013 LP Burial. You can listen to “Snow Cats” and “White Offerings”, two new songs from AFI (The Blood Album), below
Rock Is Dead Rap Lives Says Roger Daltrey
For the 426,895th time since 1956, someone has declared that rock and roll is dead. In a new interview with The Times, Roger Daltrey, legendary front man of the Who, has declared that rock is dead and rap is the only music that matters now. “The sadness for me is that rock has reached a…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy Of The Week: Francisco
Francisco A154537 Meet this handsome pumpkin, Francisco! He’s a 3 year old, neutered male dog who is up to date on his vaccinations. Francisco came into the Chicago Animal Care and Control as a stray on 9/6 and is patiently waiting for his forever home. When you first meet Francisco, he can display a lot…
