Here Are Some Photos Of Pets Wearing Christmas Outfits
Merry Christmas. Here are some dogs and cats and rabbits and guinea pigs wearing holiday costumes. You’re welcome.
9 Nice Letters to Santa
Kids have been known to say the nicest darned things, especially the nicer kids. In honor of the 9th day of #RiotFestmas (and today’s contest, where you’re encouraged to call out your nicest friends so they can win Christmas popcorn and Riot Fest 2018 VIP tickets), we’d like to show you how most kids are…
8 Naughty Letters to Santa
Kids have been known to say the darnedest things; while naughty kids have been known to be assholes. In honor of the 8th day of #RiotFestmas (and today’s contest where you get to tattle on your naughty friends so we’ll send send them coal and Riot Fest tickets), we’d like to show you why you…
If on the 9th Day of Festmas, You Tell Us Who’s Lovely, They’ll Go To Riot Fest For Free
It’s time for you to make a list, check it twice, find out who’s nice, and totally call them out on it. ‘Tis the #RiotFestmas season, after all! That’s right, tag a friend from your nice list on our Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, and tell us why. If we announce their name at 7:00pm CST, they’ll…
If on the 8th Day of Festmas You Tell Us Who’s Naughty, They’ll Go To Riot Fest For Free
It’s time for you to make a list, check it twice, find out who’s naughty, and totally sell them out. ‘Tis the #RiotFestmas season, after all! That’s right, tag a friend from your naughty list on our Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, and tell us why. If we announce their name at 7:00pm CST, they’ll win a…
7 of the Most Unforgettable Toilets In Punk Rock
Flatulation punctuates the still night air, and I thank god there’s a bathroom here! Sometimes, it doesn’t matter how nasty a toilet is, when you gotta go, you gotta go. On this, the 7th day of #RiotFestmas, we’re adhering to tradition and celebrating the brainchild of inventor Thomas Crapper (1836-1910). Thanks to his brilliant invention,…
On The 7th Day Of Festmas, Riot Left For Me: Tickets In A Lavatory
Updated with clues and winners! Welcome to the shittiest #RiotFestmas contest yet. While nobody was looking, we hid pairs of Riot Fest 2018 GA tickets in the bathrooms of three local establishments, and the first person to find ’em gets to keep ’em! The contest began at 11:00am CST, when we revealed the first set…
On The 6th Day Of Festmas, T’was Finally Sent To Me: Riot Bands A-Playin’
A couple hours ago, we revealed the official Riot Fest 2017 Recap Video, with all the highlights from this past year’s festival, set to the soundtrack of an exclusive live Bosstones song. Now that you’ve all watched it ever-so-closely (if you slept in today, it’s embedded below), we’d like you to Festmas-ify any frame from…
