Sick and tired of not being taken seriously in the workplace? Then you probably shouldn’t go around drawing penises all over the office walls. Just sayin’.

“Good job, you’re going to the doctor’s office to get yourself checked out and making your health a priority. But first, let me recommend an intervaginal massage even though this is a chiropractor’s office.” – Greg Summers

Going under the knife is a scary feeling. Knowing you’re going to be cut open can cause anxiety and extreme nervousness. But then again, there is that reassurance: seasoned doctors, drugs, sterile operating room, etc. Until you find out that there is a sewer rat running around in that sterile operating room. Then you realize…