Best of Riot Fest 2024 Photo Gallery + 3-Day Recap Video
So many great pictures, it’ll probably crash your tabsRiot Fest is over, and yeah, we’re bummed too. But don’t worry, the memories live on (and so do the porta-potty lines). There were crowdsurfing newlyweds, reunions, anniversaries, and of course, you beautiful maniacs. We’ll have a few more galleries, videos, and cool shit to share in the coming weeks, and we can’t wait until…
Win A Scholarship to Riot Fest University
The winner has been notified. CONGRATS TO MIRANDA VOJAK FROM MINNESOTA. You have been accepted to Riot Fest University! Riot Fest University was founded in 2005 on the basic principals of knowledge, honor, and service, and is widely regarded in scholarly circles to be the highest institution in the land. To combat the stressors of…
A Giant Shirtless Sexy Jeff Goldblum Statue Has Been Erected In London To Celebrate Jurassic Park
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of “Jurassic Park” a giant shirtless sexy statue of Jeff Goldblum has been erected (yes we said “erected”) in front of Tower Bridge in London. Taking over six weeks and 250 painstaking hours to make, the majestic statue was erected by UK streaming service Now TV. It’s approximately 10 feet…
Cat Power Announces New Album Called ‘Wanderer’
Cat Power has announced a new album called Wanderer. The first Cat Power album in 6 years, it’s scheduled for release on October 5 via Domino Record Co. In a statement, Chan Marshall aka Cat Power says, “The course my life has taken in this journey — going from town to town, with my guitar, telling…
The Commercialization of World Emoji Day
Happy World Emoji Day. As you know, this holiday used to be about the texts and spending time with family; but now it seems, World Emoji Day has just become too commercialized.
Does This Situationist Comedy Look Infected? Check out Dillinger 41, our new Dillinger Four / Sum 41 Mashup Band
If Dillinger Four and Sum 41 do decide to join forces into a super group called Dillinger 41, your best chance to see them will be at Riot Fest this September.
Thanks For Coming Out To Douglas Park This Weekend
We’re sending huge thanks to the residents and volunteers who did their part last weekend for the Douglas Park Beautification Initiative, the Community Job Fair, and Community Ticketing Registration.
Keep Your Johnny Dickshot Away From My Rusty Kuntz
An All-Star Roster of the Best Baseball Player Names of All-TimeBaseball, probably more so than any other sport, is filled with a rich history of spectacularly amazing names and nicknames (most of which are just dick jokes). So, in honor of the greatest sport ever invented, we’ve put together our All-Star team of great baseball names.
Have No Fear, A List of 13 Phobias is Here for Friday the 13th
If you suffer from Triskaidekaphobia or Paraskevidekatriaphobia, Friday the 13th isn’t a great day for you. To help you get through today, here are our 13 favorite phobias.