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Tag: ranch dressing

November 11, 2017November 11, 2017
The Riot Fest Week in Review
By Riot Fest / Archive, Chicago, Music, News, Roundup, Week In Review / morrissey, Week In Review, mcdonalds
        RIP FRED COLE. RIP CHUCK MOSLEY. November 10th Has Been Declared ‘Morrissey Day’ Hidden Valley Is Selling 5 Liter Kegs Of Ranch Dressing More Than 60 People Kicked…
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November 8, 2017August 14, 2018
Bring Me My Ranch Dressing Hose! Hidden Valley Is Selling 5 Liter Kegs Of Ranch Dressing
By Riot Fest / Chicago, Food, News / ranch dressing, hidden valley ranch, ranch dressing keg
Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose! Well it's not a ranch dressing hose, but Hidden Valley®…
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March 27, 2017March 27, 2017
A Ranch Dressing Fountain Is The Perfect Gift For The Person Who Has Given Up
By Riot Fest / Chicago, News / ranch dressing, hidden valley ranch, ranch dressing fountain
Would you like to drown your feelings in sadness sauce -- aka ranch dressing? Are you looking to add thousands of calories of pure fat…
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