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A Super Soaker That Shoots Real Bullets

A Super Soaker That Shoots Real Bullets

June 1, 2012 // Riot Fest

Kids, do not invite this Randy Smith to partake in your next super soaker fight. The 54 yr old was found walking around in California with a super soaker hanging around his neck. Upon further inspection, police realized that the colorful super soaker was indeed, a shotgun. Made of $30 worth of parts, the shotgun was easily camouflaged and could fire one shell at a time.

Randy, we have a question for you. Why would you be walking around with the soaker hanging from your neck? Rules of attack 101: always keep your soaker ready in case of any sudden attacks. Stealth is your ally. And on that note, have fun in prison!

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