If you’re an owner of a memory foam mattress, chances are you will not be using the phrase “this is there the magic happens” any time soon. Unless you’re in a different part of your home, then never mind.
Foam mattresses are making it rather difficult for consumers to engage in any sexual activity due to the mattress’ quick-sand-like feel. According to one sex therapist, “There’s a lack of resistance for the knees and feet. And whoever is on the bottom is sinking into the bed.”
Put it back in the pants Mr. Horndog. Sleeping only.
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