Death by Lap Dance

Well, at least the 67 year old strip club patron died enjoying life… amongst other things. After receiving multiple lap dances at the Red Parrot strip club in El Paso Country in Texas, the gentleman was found unresponsive and pronounced dead due to cardiac arrest.  An investigation is currently underway to determine exact causes.

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