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Abercrombie & Fitch CEO is a creep

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO is a creep

October 22, 2012 // Riot Fest

With money, comes power. I’d like to think these ripped models that are forced to practically fly naked with the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch would agree with me on that one.

CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, Michael Jefferies, is a very particular man when it comes to flying. The models have to wear a very particular uniform: polo shirts, boxer briefs, flip-flops and a “spritz” of the retailer’s cologne to be exact. In case you needed more specifics, we can refer to the 40+ page manual that has come to light. Models must also wear black gloves when handling silverware, and the song “Take Me Home” has to be played on the return flight home.

We’re betting there is fine print regarding the Mile High Club.

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