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Thanksgiving smells affect your sex life

Thanksgiving smells affect your sex life

November 21, 2012 // Riot Fest

Sometimes, we wish we could make this stuff up. Certain smells from the Thanksgiving meal are said to provoke sexual arouse. Read on… this might be useful for tomorrow.

Brier Jirka is a sex therapist with the Methodist Physicians Clinic Women’s Center who has done extensive research in this field. Her research came up with the following results:

Stimulating scents for men (in order of preference):

• Lavender and pumpkin pie
• Doughnuts and black licorice
• Doughnuts and cola
• Lily of the valley
• Buttered popcorn
• Cranberry

Ladies prefer:

• Good and Plenty candy and cucumber
• Baby powder
• Pumpkin pie and lavender
• Baby powder and chocolate

 

Alright ladies, go roll around in pumpkin pie and men, have fun with that um… cucumber?

 

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