DEARLY BELOVED
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
2 GET THROUGH THIS THING CALLED LIFE
RIOT FEST HOROSCOPES week of 04/28/2016
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Life is just a party, and parties weren’t meant 2 last. So if you gotta die I’m gonna listen 2 your body tonight.
Gemini May 21 – June 20
U better live now before the grim reaper come knocking on your door.
Cancer June 21 – July 22
I bet that if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine.
Leo July 23 – August 22
You will wake up the next morning, Nikki won’t be there. All you will find is a phone number on the stairs. It will say “thank you for a funky time”.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Tonight you will dream about a courtyard, an ocean of violets in bloom, and animals striking curious poses.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You got to slow down, because if you don’t, you’re gonna run your body right into the ground.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Rain is wet, sugar is sweet. Clap your hands, stomp your feet. Everybody knows, when love calls, U got 2 go.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Love & honesty, peace & harmony, I said, hold on 2 your soul, U got a long way 2 go.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Making love and music’s the only things worth fighting 4.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Act your age, mama, not your shoe size.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Everybody say, nothing come 2 easy, but when u got it baby, nothing come 2 hard.
Aries March 21 – April 19
If u don’t like the world you’re living in, take a look around u. At least u got friends.
