Don’t You Swear on the Beach, Asshole
If you’re currently in Saint Kitts and christening your pale-ass skin with the warm, cozy rays of the Caribbean sun, we’d recommend you don’t lean over to the family you’re sunbathing next to and read this article out loud, because you might get into some fucked up shit.
Why? Because cursing in public is illegal in this tropical paradise and can get your ass arrested. Just ask foul-mouthed 50 Cent.
According to Rolling Stone, 50 Cent “was only booked to host” the St. Kitts Music Festival, but later “the festival organizers asked him to perform.” Needless to say he did not have the radio friendly tracks handy, so the guy dropped a few F-bombs. And, before he knew it, he was all cuffed-up and taken to the local station.
So, as of today, Fiddy is holed-up in an encased cement prison cell without windows, air-conditioning or even a goddamn toilet.
Well, that’s not entirely true. Actually, Fiddy made it rain with 2200 silver coined JFKs to cover a fine and walked away unscathed.
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