Did you know Riot Fest has an award winning twitter? Sometimes we even tweet important information, but most of the time we just answer your dumb questions, and silently judge you. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite tweets from the past week or so. And remember, social media is terrible, and you should be ashamed for using it.
Do something nice for a stranger today, call a friend you haven’t spoken to in awhile, and don’t read the comments.
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 8, 2016
We occasionally say nice things. But not often.
Appropriate spot for the #RiotFest lineup. pic.twitter.com/k7EJ5do5WN
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 10, 2016
What a shitty lineup.
We’re going to tell people there are rare Pokemon inside Riot Fest and then charge them full price to go inside. https://t.co/VIVEFBQYSV
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 11, 2016
We’re hiding the rarest Pokemon in the pits.
NO 👏 CRYING 👏 AT 👏 RIOT 👏 FEST 👏 https://t.co/tnq0CjEfPZ
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 7, 2016
No seriously, I don’t want to hear your whining.
Idc either. https://t.co/DquXkA1zDK
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 6, 2016
I’ve asked your mom to do worse things. Want me to talk to her for you? https://t.co/mHrf3CAEhs
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 6, 2016
Depends on the weather. https://t.co/wQSAvtxox5
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 5, 2016
hashtag dad joke
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by the Riot Fest Twitter account.
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 5, 2016
I only go to NW Indiana when I run out of smokes and fireworks. https://t.co/oiHQMlf6GW
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) July 1, 2016
Sucks for you. https://t.co/d6JcWRkfkd
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) June 30, 2016
Just got caught singing along loudly to @BoyzIIMen Motownphilly. I thought I was the only one in the office. I am not…
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) June 30, 2016
I’m not even embarrassed.
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