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The Family Truckster Is For Sale

The Family Truckster Is For Sale

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.
August 17, 2016 (August 17, 2016) // Riot Fest

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The Wagon Queen Family Truckster, a 1979 Ford LTD Country Squire, believed to be the actual one from the movie National Lampoon’s Vacation, can be yours for just $39,900.

According to the on-line listing, the paint is in average shape and there are multiple dings, dents and blemishes. It comes complete with vintage luggage for the roof, a dog leash, and a Wally World bumper sticker on the bumper.

You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.

With only 58,000 miles on it, it’s the perfect vehicle to load up the kids and head out on your next family vacation. Just remember to make sure the park is open before you drive half way across the country, because you’re gonna have fun, and I’m gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of your assholes!

I seriously want this car so bad. Someone please give me $39,900.

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Posted in Chicago, NewsTagged Family Truckster, Family Vacation, National Lampoon's Vacation, Station Wagon, Wally World

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