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“Political Billionaire” Wig For Your Pet

“Political Billionaire” Wig For Your Pet

March 21, 2017 // Riot Fest

Would you like to Make Your Dog Great Again? Of course you do. And with this “Political Billionaire Wig for Pet” you can Make Your Dog Great Again for only $10.95. It’s the best wig. Don’t be surprised if your dog wants to build a fence in the backyard to keep the cats out.

  • Pet costume wig
  • Orange wig with unique hairstyle fit for a billionaire or politically-minded pet
  • Suggested breeds: Chihuahua, Yorkie, Maltese, Pekingese, Pomeranian, Toy Breeds and Puppies
  • Great for a party, parade, photo shoot or play date
  • Rubies Costume Company has dress up covered for every member of the family, including your best friend

But don’t take our word for it. Check out this very bigly review: “This toupee is great. It is as though the big D was walking outside on a windy day and the top just blew off. Someone found it, put a small elastic chinstrap on it and VOILA! This made for a great halloween costume. The greatest. Ignore the loser who said it does not stay on. That is just terrible. I cannot believe he said that. Really. Just terrible. He is a nasty man. Nasty. OK. Get this for your dog, and your dog will be great again.”

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And don’t forget the “Business Suit for Pet”.

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