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Riot Fest Horoscopes – May 15th, 2017

Riot Fest Horoscopes – May 15th, 2017

May 15, 2017 (June 6, 2017) // Riot Fest

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Good news: There is no love here and there is no pain. Bad news: Every day is exactly the same. Every day is exactly the same. Every day is exactly the same.

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Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Everyone you know will go away in the end.

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Through every forest, above the trees, within your stomach, scraped off your knees, make sure to find a beehive this week and drink the honey from inside. It will keep you alive.

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Congratulations, you have arrived and this time everyone should believe the hype. You listened to everyone and now you know that everyone was right.

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You are alone, but then again you always were. I think maybe it’s because you were never really real to begin with.

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Bow down before the one you serve. You’re going to get what you deserve.

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Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You’re keeping in step and you have got your chin held high this week. You feel just fine because you do what you’re told. But inside your heart it is black and it’s hollow and it’s cold.

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You will be full of broken thoughts you cannot repair, but beneath the stains of time, the feelings will disappear.

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Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Two big questions will be answered for you this week; Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Yes. Will you stay down on your knees? No.

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Do you want to do something that will make you feel better? Well all the pigs are all lined up to give you what you want. Now all you have to do is take the skin and peel it back.

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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Hey pig piggy pig pig pig , nothing can stop you now because you don’t care anymore. Nothing can stop you now because you don’t care anymore.

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
There is now reason you should give a shit about the temperature in Guatemala this week. Don’t even fuss about it. Don’t worry about no future generations either, somebody’s gonna figure it out.

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