Are you a zitso? Perhaps you’re one of those disgusting humans who loves watching pimple-popping videos? If so, you’re in luck, because someone has made a toy just for you for some reason.
Thanks to Pop It Pal, the first novelty toy that replicates the joy of popping pimples, you don’t have to ask your friends to groom their back zits anymore. Everybody wins?
According to Pop It Pal’s online marketing, “everyone has their own unique obsession, and this product was invented to help pickers keep picking!” The Pop It Pal is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus-like goo that simulates the feel and popping of a huge pimple. Your Pop It Pal is ready to rock as soon as it arrives, with 15 pop-ready blemishes straight out of the box. The Pop It Pal is refillable, so feel free to pick and pick and pick again!
Check it out for yourself!
Now, just how in the fuck did this ridiculous contraption come to be? It’s the brainchild of adorably weird couple Billy and Summer Pierce, which came to them on a lovely drive one day. He’d mentioned to his lovely wife, “How awesome would it be if we could make a pimple that felt real and the pop was huge, just like those videos we watch?” His loving, supportive wife placated him, and now here we are.
Don’t take our word for it, one Dee Dee Reid says, “My three-year-old and five-year-old love doing it! Easy, simple instructions. And, you can refill it and pop it again!” We’re sold.
Each $19.99 Pop it Pal kit includes one Pop It Pal (in peach or brown, which is super progressive), one refill of the pus-like goo, and one pus-like goo filling tool. Of course, for those perpetual poppers, extra bottles of the pus-like goo are available for the low, low cost of $5.99.
What the hell is wrong with you people?