No matter what we do, who we book, or how much we please you people, there’s always someone who sees our lineup and says the same thing every year: “It’s shit.”
So today, Chicago’s #2 Music Festival is proud to present the “It’s Shit!” Merch Dump, featuring a collection of new designs—and some very-limited, yes-we-really-made-them toilet seats—now available via RiotBrand.org.
In addition: those in Chicago with an intimate knowledge of bathrooms, turd shrines, and infamous tour bus dump sites might want to check in with us tomorrow; we’ll be launching a special ticket giveaway that is guaranteed to not stink. In the meantime, take a look at the full collection below (swipe through to see: