Skip to content
Riot Fest
Tickets
Search
  • Lineup
  • Tickets
  • Fest Info
    • Daily Schedule
    • Album Plays
    • FAQ
    • Lockers
    • Hotels
  • Merch
  • Upcoming Shows
  • Community
    • Beyond the Fest
    • Community Tickets
    • Local Hiring
    • Park Cleanups
    • Vendor Workshop
    • Community Meeting
  • Search
Introducing Our Totally Real, Not At All Sh*tty Merch Sale

Introducing Our Totally Real, Not At All Sh*tty Merch Sale

Grab these extremely limited-edition Riot Fest items before they’re gone forever!
April 1, 2021 (April 1, 2021) // Riot Fest

We’ve got a huge load of new merch to dump on you today: our most elusive, limited-edition collection of random shit ever, live NOW at RiotBrand.org. These are all going to sell out so ridiculously fast, so get moving!

For starters, why not pick up one of these highly collectible action figures? They serve no purpose other than to gather dust on your really lame shelf, but they’re the perfect purchase for any Riot Fest fan with zero self-control. For the smelly Riot Fest fanatic who can’t stop (and has dearly missed) complaining about our festival, there’s the “Disgruntled Crust Punk” figure in his Unbathed variation; for the nostalgia-swarmed fan, “Bees” is sure to hit the spot.

Even better… have you ever dreamed of playing Riot Fest? Without putting any of the work in whatsoever? Now you can! Fuck it, who cares. You can now purchase an opening day slot for your terrible band (audience not guaranteed). Also, if more than one band buys this, it’s your job (not ours) to split up the stage time equally. 

Check out the whole collection over at RiotBrand.org—and if you want any of our regular merch, everything else is 20% off with code APRILFOOLS at checkout.


 

The Related Rabbit Hole

New Merch: Face Masks, Sweatpants, Hand Sanitizer & More! Buy Yourself Something Nice, Kid: 20% Off Merch This Weekend New Merch: Get These Riot Fest 2020 Shirts Before They Vanish, Too
About The Author
Riot Fest

Punk Rock (& more) Music Fest | I'm sorry we didn't book the exact bands you wanted, in the exact order you wanted, in the exact location you wanted, for free. September 19-21, 2025.

Posted in Holiday, MerchTagged action figures, April Fool's Day, cantaloupe, Merch, port-a-potty

Post navigation

  Previous PostNext Post 
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • TikTok
  • YouTube
  • Facebook
  • Spotify
Riot Fest Tickets
Upcoming Shows Playlist
Riot Fest Presents Shows
Jul. 9, 2025
X-Ray Arcade
Vctms

Vctms

Crystal Lake

Not Enough Space

Face Yourself

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Vctms
Jul. 10, 2025
Club Garibaldi
John Garcia (former vocalist of KYUSS)

John Garcia (former vocalist of KYUSS)

Telekinetic Yeti

Conniption

Tickets(Opens in new window).
John Garcia (former vocalist of KYUSS)
Jul. 10, 2025
X-Ray Arcade
Diggy Graves

Diggy Graves

Resentvul

SOLD OUT
Diggy Graves
Jul. 11, 2025
Cobra Lounge
Diggy Graves

Diggy Graves

Resentvul

SOLD OUT
Diggy Graves
Jul. 11, 2025
Falcon Bowl
Gimme Gimme Disco

Gimme Gimme Disco

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Gimme Gimme Disco
Jul. 12, 2025
Riviera Theatre
idobi Summer School: Charlotte Sands, Taylor Acorn, Rain City Drive, and more

idobi Summer School: Charlotte Sands, Taylor Acorn, Rain City Drive, and more

Charlotte Sands

Taylor Acorn

Rain City Drive

Arrows in Action

If Not For Me

Beauty School Dropout

Huddy

Tickets(Opens in new window).
idobi Summer School: Charlotte Sands, Taylor Acorn, Rain City Drive, and more

MORE SHOWS

Greatest Hits

2025 FESTIVAL PARTNERS


  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • TikTok
  • YouTube
  • Facebook
  • Spotify
  • Mail

NEWSLETTER — FAQ — CONTACT — HISTORY

InstagramTwitterYouTubeTikTokFacebook

Copyright © 2025 Riot Fest Corporation. Privacy Policy.

Search for:

Send me emails so I don’t have to go to your website anymore.