Best of Riot Fest 2024 Photo Gallery + 3-Day Recap Video
So many great pictures, it’ll probably crash your tabsRiot Fest is over, and yeah, we’re bummed too. But don’t worry, the memories live on (and so do the porta-potty lines). There were crowdsurfing newlyweds, reunions, anniversaries, and of course, you beautiful maniacs. We’ll have a few more galleries, videos, and cool shit to share in the coming weeks, and we can’t wait until…
Couldn’t Get That Black Hoodie? Preorder Riot Fest 2024 Merch Now
Did you not go to Riot Fest but want to pretend you did?Are you already regretting not picking up some of our 2024 merch? Was your favorite design sold out by the end of the weekend? Did you not go to Riot Fest but want to pretend you did? We got you covered. Riot Fest 2024 merch is now live. Merch items typically ship in 2-3 weeks…
Riot Fest 2024: Sunday Photo Gallery
Riot Fest 2024 is over, but the memories will live on forever if you want them to. See the pics from day three, and don’t delete the app! We’ll have our Best Of Riot Fest Gallery, People Of Riot Fest Gallery, and a few more videos and photos coming your way soon. Plus, if you…
Riot Fest 2024: Saturday Photo Gallery
Gates open 12 PMIt’s the beginning of the end – Sunday of Riot Fest 2024 is here. Take a look at our Saturday photo gallery, and get ready to end this festival weekend with a bang. Today’s schedule and map are below; stay up-to-date throughout the day via the Riot App. Take a look at the final Late Night…
Riot Fest 2024: Friday Photo Gallery
Gates open at 11amRiot Fest 2024 Day One. If you can’t remember what happened, watch the video recap and see how good you look in all the photos. Today’s schedule and map are below; stay up-to-date throughout the day via the Riot App. We’ve also got daily schedules, Late Night Aftershows, transportation and neighborhood guides so you know where to get late night…
Chuck Berry’s Final Album To Be Released In June
Chuck Berry’s final studio album has a release date and a new song for us to listen to. The album, titled Chuck is set for release on June 16th on Dualtone Records. The new track, “Big Boys,” features Tom Morello and Nathaniel Rateliff. Titled “Chuck,” the record was said to largely feature new songs written…
Record Store Day Announces Their Exclusive Release List
Record Store Day has announced their list of exclusive releases for their 10th anniversary. Check out the full list before. Record Store Day is April 22nd, 2017. downloadable pdf | view list on website *There are three categories on this list. These are them: RECORD STORE DAY EXCLUSIVE RELEASES. Exclusively available on Record Store Day at Record…
“Political Billionaire” Wig For Your Pet
Would you like to Make Your Dog Great Again? Of course you do. And with this “Political Billionaire Wig for Pet” you can Make Your Dog Great Again for only $10.95. It’s the best wig. Don’t be surprised if your dog wants to build a fence in the backyard to keep the cats out. Pet…
Descendents To Release 20th Anniversary Edition of ‘Everything Sucks’
The Descendents announced via facebook today that they will be releasing a 20th anniversary edition of their 1996 album Everything Sucks. Yes we know, that would be the 20th Anniversary, but whatever. Everything Sucks is the Descendents fifth studio album. It was their first album of new studio material since 1987’s All, after which singer…
For Sale: Absolutely Dreadful Guitar
Would you like to buy an absolutely dreadful guitar? If your answer is yes, then I have a deal for you. Someone in Witham, Essex, United Kingdom is selling an Absolutely Dreadful Guitar on eBay. Only a few more days left to bid. HURRY! “Hi folks, here for sale is quite the worst guitar I…
Shaq Thinks The Earth Is Flat
Retired NBA star, and career 53% free throw shooter, Shaquille O’Neal is a ‘flat-earther’. What is a ‘flat-earther’? A person who believes that despite all facts and evidence and science that prove the earth is spherical in shape, that the earth is actually flat. Yes, that’s a real thing people believe. In fact, “The mission…
I, For One, Welcome Our New Giant Chicken Overlords
This is a video of a Brahma chicken. It is very large. We haven’t done any research on this breed of chicken, but this video suggests that they can grow up to 150 pounds and up to 4 feet tall. They are carnivores and have been known to eat small children. In olden times some…
Coming To America Sequel?
In a quickly deleted tweet and now deleted twitter account. Eddie Murphy tweeted “Coming to America sequel?” with a photo of Princess Imani Izzi. TMZ reports that Eddie Murphy doesn’t actually tweet himself, but has a social media team for that, or HAD a social media team. The announcement was supposed to be made at…