Who Has Two Thumbs And Can Beat A Wolf? Arian Foster
Arian Foster, owner of two thumbs, retired NFL running back and four-time Pro Bowler who played most of his career with the Houston Texans, thinks he could fight a wolf and beat it. He has spent the past 24 hours or so, arguing on Twitter about his qualifications to beat a wolf in one-on-one combat.…
Babypod, The Intravaginal Speaker For Your Fetus
This is the future liberals want. An intravaginal speaker that plays music for your baby. Babypod is a small speaker that goes inside a pregnant mother and plays music for the fetus. You can also talk to your unborn child and see how his or her day is going. According to the Babypod website, “Babypod…
Stream ‘Here Again’ A New LP From A Will Away
Check out ‘Here Again’, the new LP from A Will Away, and then see them open up for Moose Blood w/ Trophy Eyes and Boston Manor at Bottom Lounge on May 21st. Tickets on sale now. From their Facebook, ‘Our new LP, Here Again, is now available to be streamed and purchased wherever it is…
These Stupid Shoes Will Order Pizza Hut Pizza For You
In the race to the bottom of laziness and fast food, Pizza Hut has announced their next marketing stunt, shoes that can order Pizza Hut pizza with just the touch of a button. Pizza Hut is only making 64 pairs of the special Bluetooth-enabled high-top sneakers, or as Pizza Hut is calling them, ‘Pie Tops’ (get…
That One Time Ed Sheeran Got Drunk And Hit Justin Bieber In The Face With A Golf Club
In an interview with The Guardian, Ed Sheeran told the story of a trip to Japan with Justin Bieber where he got drunk and tried to hit a golf ball out of Bieber’s mouth but instead hit him square in the jaw. “We’d been out to a dive bar. He just drank water and I…
See The New ‘T2 Trainspotting’ Trailer
“Choose your future. Choose wishing you’d done it all differently. Choose life.” Mark Renton, Spud, Sick Boy, Begbie and friends are back in T2: Trainspotting, which is already out in the UK and has been getting great reviews. Unfortunately, it won’t be released in the U.S. until March 17th, but in the meantime, you can…
Unwise Man Caught Impersonating Nickelback Drummer Couldn’t Cut It As A Poor Man Stealing
I guess you could say 45-year-old Lee Howard Koenig never made it as a wise man, couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing. Koenig, a Port St. Lucie, Florida man is accused of impersonating Nickelback drummer Daniel Adair in attempt to purchase $25,000 in musical equipment. On January 19th police where contacted by a…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Howard
This is Howard. It’s the second time Howard has been the Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week. He is still looking for his forever home. HOWARD A158474 • Available for adoption at Chicago ACC Howard is a 1.5 year old neutered male dog who came into the shelter on 11/16/16 as a stray. Howard…
