Kid Friendly Punk, Ska, Rock, and Metal Songs That Won’t Make You Want To Punch The Radio
A playlist of kid friendly punk, ska, new wave, rock and metal music. It’s a list of songs that are fairly G to PG with a little bit of PG-13 thrown in, but just barely. Think of it as songs you can enjoy with the kids that won’t make you want to punch the radio.…
Hell Is a Jimmy Buffet Margaritaville Themed Retirement Community
Are you a bad person? Do you believe in the afterlife? Do you like good music? If you answered yes to those three questions, congratulations, you are going to spend eternity in Latitude Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffet’s new Margaritaville-inspired retirement community. Now you can literally waste away in Margaritaville. Have you ever dreamed about living inside…
Who Has Two Thumbs And Can Beat A Wolf? Arian Foster
Arian Foster, owner of two thumbs, retired NFL running back and four-time Pro Bowler who played most of his career with the Houston Texans, thinks he could fight a wolf and beat it. He has spent the past 24 hours or so, arguing on Twitter about his qualifications to beat a wolf in one-on-one combat.…
Babypod, The Intravaginal Speaker For Your Fetus
This is the future liberals want. An intravaginal speaker that plays music for your baby. Babypod is a small speaker that goes inside a pregnant mother and plays music for the fetus. You can also talk to your unborn child and see how his or her day is going. According to the Babypod website, “Babypod…
Stream ‘Here Again’ A New LP From A Will Away
Check out ‘Here Again’, the new LP from A Will Away, and then see them open up for Moose Blood w/ Trophy Eyes and Boston Manor at Bottom Lounge on May 21st. Tickets on sale now. From their Facebook, ‘Our new LP, Here Again, is now available to be streamed and purchased wherever it is…
These Stupid Shoes Will Order Pizza Hut Pizza For You
In the race to the bottom of laziness and fast food, Pizza Hut has announced their next marketing stunt, shoes that can order Pizza Hut pizza with just the touch of a button. Pizza Hut is only making 64 pairs of the special Bluetooth-enabled high-top sneakers, or as Pizza Hut is calling them, ‘Pie Tops’ (get…
That One Time Ed Sheeran Got Drunk And Hit Justin Bieber In The Face With A Golf Club
In an interview with The Guardian, Ed Sheeran told the story of a trip to Japan with Justin Bieber where he got drunk and tried to hit a golf ball out of Bieber’s mouth but instead hit him square in the jaw. “We’d been out to a dive bar. He just drank water and I…
See The New ‘T2 Trainspotting’ Trailer
“Choose your future. Choose wishing you’d done it all differently. Choose life.” Mark Renton, Spud, Sick Boy, Begbie and friends are back in T2: Trainspotting, which is already out in the UK and has been getting great reviews. Unfortunately, it won’t be released in the U.S. until March 17th, but in the meantime, you can…
