Here’s a List of all the Releases We’ll be Fighting For on Record Store Day
Record Store Day (Sunday, April 21, 2018) has announced this year’s list of exclusive releases, and we’ve listed the stuff you’ll probably be fighting us for at our local record store(s).
A Biopic About The Inventor Of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Is Coming To A Theater Near You
After a bidding war between multiple studios, Fox Searchlight is set to produce “Flamin’ Hot,”a true story about Richard Montanez, the janitor at Frito-Lay who created Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Yes, there will be an actual Hollywood movie about Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Richard Montanez, who was born in Mexico, grew up as a migrant farm worker…
‘Embiggen’, A Perfectly Cromulent Word, Is Now In The Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Embiggen, a perfectly cromulent word that was coined in “Lisa the Iconoclast,” a 1996 episode of The Simpsons, is now actually a real word, on account of it’s in the Merriam-Webster dictionary (see below). In the episode, educators Edna Krabappel and Elizabeth Hoover are showing their pupils a cheap filmstrip about the founder of their town called…
Wayne Kramer to Testify for 50 Years of the MC5 by Touring with Killer New Band and Releasing His Memoirs
Members of Soundgarden, Fugazi, and King’s X will Get Down with the Golden Anniversary of ‘Kick Out the Jams’ as MC50Original drummer Dennis Thompson, Kim Thayil (Soundgarden), Brendan Canty (Fugazi), Dug Pinnick (King’s X), and Marcus Durant (Zen Guerrilla) will join Wayne Kramer on the road as MC50 to celebrate his new memoir and the 50th anniversary of the Motor City Five’s national debut.
Feeling Sad? Here’s a Free Therapy Session with Dr. Faith G. Harper
Is crying in class punk rock? Mental health crises are integral to punk, from the Ramones wanting to be sedated to depression taking hold of Black Flag. Still, addressing one’s own mental health issues isn’t necessarily considered cool, and being open about your feelings in a way that doesn’t involve launching your fist through a…
Martin Shkreli Ordered To Sell Wu-Tang Clan Album
A judge ruled Monday that Pharma Bro and doughy-looking potato boy, Martin Shkreli, who was convicted on two counts of securities fraud, must pay $7.36 million to the federal government as part of his upcoming criminal sentence. In order to pay the $7.36 million, Shkreli, who is currently in jail awaiting his sentence, must sell…
Liam and Noel Gallagher Can’t Even Agree on Whether or Not They Pooped in a Bathtub in 1989
Consequence of Sound has pointed out that—according to a recent report in UK-based Sunday Sport—Noel and Liam Gallagher were not model citizens before forming Oasis and becoming rock ‘n’ roll stars; and that everybody poops indeed. According to the report, the brothers from the same mother allegedly used to break into Manchester homes during the…
Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of March 5th, 2018
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Keep on pushin’ love `cause your heart can’t deny you’ll be right on time if you keep on push in’ love.
