UK Retailer Is Hiring A Chicken Nugget Taste Tester
B&M, a variety retailer in the UK, is looking to hire a Chicken Nugget Connoisseur aka, a chicken nugget taste tester. You don’t actually get paid, you just get to eat free chicken nuggets, but if you’re interested you can apply here. You can see the details below: Looking for a new challenge to tuck…
Woman Marries 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost
Amanda Teague, of Downpatrick, Northern Ireland, is a Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator. She’s also a new bride. Her new husband, Jack Teague, is a Haitian pirate who lived in the 1700s and was executed for being a thief. The happy couple were recently married in international waters off the coast of Ireland. In case you…
The Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Wednesday, January 17th, 2018Happy Birthday, Betty White. Derek Smalls (formerly of the band, formerly known as Spinal Tap) is back. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/derek-smalls-formerly-of-the-band-formerly-known-as-spinal-tap-is-back-with-his-debut-solo-album/ Do you like OREOs? Are you super lazy? https://riotfest.org/2018/01/19-99-month-can-get-subscription-oreo-cookies/ We premiere a song from the band Datenight. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/datenight-premiere/ How to join a space cult. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/space-cult/ This one bears repeating, for our Rolodex game is strong. We were…
The Riot Fest Guide to Joining a Space Cult
At some point in recent weeks or months, you may have found yourself thinking, “Yes, now is the time for me to finally give up and join a cult.” Maybe it happened while you were reading about how the military is scrambling to get ready for the nuclear war that may or may not break…
Andrew W.K. Offers To Pay Speeding Ticket of Fan Listening To His Music
Luke Mitchell was driving down the M4 in the UK listening to the new song, ‘Music Is Worth Living For‘, by Andrew W.K. when he was pulled over for speeding. When Luke tweeted about the incident, Andrew W.K. offered to pay the fine. The fine for speeding? £100. But Luke turned down Andrew W.K.’s offer…
Derek Smalls, Formerly of the Band, Formerly Known As Spinal Tap, Is Back With His Debut Solo Album
Derek Smalls, formerly of the band, formerly known as Spinal Tap is back. His debut solo album, Smalls Change (Meditations Upon Ageing), is scheduled for release via Twanky Records/BMG on April 13th. You can watch the video for the title track, ‘Smalls Change’, above. “Smalls Change is a poignant and oftentimes furious contemplation on ageing…
Here’s the Premiere of A Song By A Band You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Yet, Datenight
Datenight consists of three Nashville kids who like to play music together and try to stay away from Instagram. They live with their parents and work at pizza joints. Their singer wears the same thing every day. They like to ride around the neighborhood on bikes and skateboards, and run away from the cops when…
For $19.99 A Month You Can Get A Subscription To OREO Cookies
Do you like OREOs? Are you super lazy? Amazon has a deal for you. You can now get a monthly subscription to cookies. USA! USA! USA! For only $239.88, or $19.99 a month, Amazon is offering an “OREO Cookie Club Subscription Box, OREO of the Month Gift“, that is filled each month with “two deliciously…
