Mom: “Rise and shine little Billy, it’s time to get up for school.”
Billy: “But I’m still sleepy.”
Mom: “There are eggs and a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice mixed with Mountain Dew waiting for you on the kitchen table.”
Billy: <sprints out of bed>
If you’re wondering why America is still considered to be the most obese country in the world, then take a quick look into one beverage option which is now being offered for breakfast at your local Taco Bell– the MTN DEW A.M. Loaded with 17 teaspoons of sugar and 55 mg of caffeine, the new breakfast drink is a combination of 12 ounces of Mountain Dew and 8 ounces of orange juice.
Cavities? Check. Diabetes? Check. 2lb weight gain? Check. Eh, throw in a crunchwrap supreme.
