Oh China. Thank you very much for making us raise our eyebrows and for bringing us laughter at the same time.
For 5 days, a Chinese man had a 9 inch dildo lodged in his intestine. Doctors at Shanghai’s Zhongshan Hospital removed a sex toy from the 30-year-old man’s intestines using an endoscope. “If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into critical condition,” said doctor Yao Liqing. According to the doctors, the toy had blocked the large intestine and caused severe tissue damage. The hospital spokesperson also commented that there have been 3 similar cases already this year.
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