Happy Holidays! Did your family forget you at home and you had to defend your house against burglars? Did your redneck cousin empty his septic tank in your sewer? Did your significant other embarrass you at your company Christmas Party? Did you get in a fight with your drunk racist uncle at the dinner table? Did you puke up latkes during Hanukkah or vomit up eggnog at Christmas? If so, we’d love to hear about it.
1. Tell us your holiday horror story on our facebook page. The story has to be real and have happened to you, so no making shit up.
2. One winner chosen by us will win a 3 month membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
3. Winners will be posted on Tuesday, December 22nd.
