Riot Fest Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest

Chicago Winner. Cheska C.

With so many people to please
The wait for a lineup’s a tease.
So in line with history,
The roster’s a mystery
And all that’s confirmed are the bees.

Denver Winner. Jennifer J.

The 4th annual fest is near
“Where’s the line up?!” we hear
Even though Riot Fest sucks
I’d still pay them big bucks
Just give me music and beer!

Will the Riot Fest Lineup ever come out?
The people on Twitter do nothing but pout
The lineup was better last year they all said
Next year the headliner will be Grateful Dead

Hey Denver and Chicago, it’s almost Valentine’s Day, let’s get dirty. We’re looking for your best/worst Valentine’s Day Limerick. Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan. We’ll pick one winner from each city and send you on a date.

Denver winner will receive:
– Two tickets to see Naughty By Nature at Marquis Theater on February 14th.
– Two tickets to Riot Fest Denver 2016.
– Dinner for two at Fogo De Chao.

Chicago winner will receive:
– Two tickets to see State Champs and Neck Deep at Concord Hall on February 14th
– Two tickets to Riot Fest Chicago 2016.
– Dinner for two at Cobra Lounge.

How to enter:

1.   Post your limerick on facebook here. Keep it PG-13ish
2.   Make sure to put what city you want to go out in. Denver or Chicago.
3.   Winners will be announced on February 10th.
4.   Must be 21+

We will also be using each of the winning limericks on an official Riot Fest Valentine’s Day Cards.

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