Do you have $200? Can you get $200? You should immediately head to Van Nuys, California and buy this hot dog couch.
“Want to be the envy of all your friends? Want to impress your date’s parents? Want to win instagram? Of course you do.
I am selling a custom-made hot dog couch. The hot dog portion comes off and doubles as a body pillow with detachable relish. It was been a privilege to have this couch for 5 years but the time has come to pass it on to someone “hungry” for a good time.
Measurements are: 73″ length // 42″ width // 37″ tall
I’m located in Van Nuys. Suitable for vegetarians and carnivores alike.”