Do you have $200? Can you get $200? You should immediately head to Van Nuys, California and buy this hot dog couch.
From Craigslist:
“Want to be the envy of all your friends? Want to impress your date’s parents? Want to win instagram? Of course you do.
I am selling a custom-made hot dog couch. The hot dog portion comes off and doubles as a body pillow with detachable relish. It was been a privilege to have this couch for 5 years but the time has come to pass it on to someone “hungry” for a good time.
Measurements are: 73″ length // 42″ width // 37″ tall
I’m located in Van Nuys. Suitable for vegetarians and carnivores alike.”
[yarpp]
