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For $125 You Can Buy Old Band T-Shirts With Kylie or Kendall Jenner’s Face On Them Because Fuck You That’s Why

For $125 You Can Buy Old Band T-Shirts With Kylie or Kendall Jenner’s Face On Them Because Fuck You That’s Why

June 29, 2017 (June 29, 2017) // Riot Fest

For $125 you can buy old band t-shirts of Pink Floyd, The Doors, and Ozzy Osbourne, but with one amazing improvement, Kylie or Kendall (I honestly don’t know which one is which and I really don’t care to find out) Jenner’s face is screen-printed over them.

Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.

According to their website, “One of a kind, perfectly worn vintage tee shirt. Yellow Kendall graphic printed on individually hand picked rock tee. Sizing and styles will vary. Washes and wear will vary. All shirts are assorted and one of a kind. What you get may vary from your friends and what is pictured on site, as each tee shirt is a vintage original.”

I don’t even fucking know anymore. Fuck you and fuck me.

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Posted in Chicago, Music, News, RandomTagged fuck you, jenners, kendall jenner, kylie jenner, ozzy osbourne, pink floyd, the doors

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