Everybody pretty much sucks, am I right? Let us know how society has disappointed you in 2017 by posting your grievances to our Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, using the hashtag #RiotFestivus. If we announce your name at 7:00pm CST, you’ll win a $25 donation in your name to The Human Fund (yes, it’s really a thing, supporting arts education programs in Cleveland; that’s money for people, I suppose), a 2018 Seinfeld quote wall calendar (pictured below), and a pair of Riot Fest 2018 GA tickets. [insert Festivus miracle quip here]
If a Festivus miracle doesn’t come your way, be sure to enter THE HO HO HAUL grand prize sweepstakes. For the chance to win all of the other prizes from the 12 days of #RiotFestmas, as well as a pair of freakin’ Deluxe VIP passes to Riot Fest 2018, go to here. That’s over $3,000 worth of crap to not put beneath the pole!
If December 25 comes and goes and you haven’t won anything, you’ll be glad that you went ahead and saved money on Riot Fest 2018 Holiday Presale Tickets. There are only two more Festmas days left in which to be fiscally responsible!
Later this afternoon, the Riot Fest staff will be airing our grievances, and we will probably all be out of jobs within the hour. So, watch this space.
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