Skip to content
Riot Fest
Tickets
Search
  • Lineup
  • Tickets
  • Fest Info
    • Daily Schedule
    • Album Plays
    • FAQ
    • Lockers
    • Hotels
  • Merch
  • Upcoming Shows
  • Community
    • Beyond the Fest
    • Community Tickets
    • Local Hiring
    • Park Cleanups
    • Vendor Workshop
    • Community Meeting
  • Search
On the 11th Day Of Festmas, Festivus Came To Be, And You Aired Your Grievances At Me

On the 11th Day Of Festmas, Festivus Came To Be, And You Aired Your Grievances At Me

December 23, 2017 (December 7, 2022) // Riot Fest

Everybody pretty much sucks, am I right? Let us know how society has disappointed you in 2017 by posting your grievances to our Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, using the hashtag #RiotFestivus. If we announce your name at 7:00pm CST, you’ll win a $25 donation in your name to The Human Fund (yes, it’s really a thing, supporting arts education programs in Cleveland; that’s money for people, I suppose), a 2018 Seinfeld quote wall calendar (pictured below), and a pair of Riot Fest 2018 GA tickets. [insert Festivus miracle quip here]

If a Festivus miracle doesn’t come your way, be sure to enter THE HO HO HAUL grand prize sweepstakes. For the chance to win all of the other prizes from the 12 days of #RiotFestmas, as well as a pair of freakin’ Deluxe VIP passes to Riot Fest 2018, go to here. That’s over $3,000 worth of crap to not put beneath the pole!

If December 25 comes and goes and you haven’t won anything, you’ll be glad that you went ahead and saved money on Riot Fest 2018 Holiday Presale Tickets. There are only two more Festmas days left in which to be fiscally responsible!

Later this afternoon, the Riot Fest staff will be airing our grievances, and we will probably all be out of jobs within the hour. So, watch this space.

The Related Rabbit Hole

On The 10th Day Of Festmas: My True Love Posed For Me In A Costume, Begrudgingly If on the 9th Day of Festmas, You Tell Us Who’s Lovely, They’ll Go To Riot Fest For Free If on the 8th Day of Festmas You Tell Us Who’s Naughty, They’ll Go To Riot Fest For Free
About The Author
Riot Fest

Punk Rock (& more) Music Fest | I'm sorry we didn't book the exact bands you wanted, in the exact order you wanted, in the exact location you wanted, for free. September 19-21, 2025.

Posted in Contests, HolidayTagged contests, Festivus, Riot Festmas

Post navigation

  Previous PostNext Post 
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • TikTok
  • YouTube
  • Facebook
  • Spotify
Riot Fest Tickets
Upcoming Shows Playlist
Riot Fest Presents Shows
Jul. 16, 2025
Cobra Lounge
Laney Jones and the Spirits

Laney Jones and the Spirits

The Growing Boys

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Laney Jones and the Spirits
Jul. 19, 2025
Cobra Lounge
Oso Oso

Oso Oso

Those Fears

SOLD OUT
Oso Oso
Aug. 1, 2025
Falcon Bowl
Broadway Rave

Broadway Rave

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Broadway Rave
Aug. 5, 2025
X-Ray Arcade
Galactic Empire

Galactic Empire

NINI

Arcade Mode

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Galactic Empire
Aug. 7, 2025
Cobra Lounge
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Low Tickets(Opens in new window).
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Aug. 8, 2025
Cobra Lounge
Bay Faction

Bay Faction

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Bay Faction

MORE SHOWS

Greatest Hits

2025 FESTIVAL PARTNERS


  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • TikTok
  • YouTube
  • Facebook
  • Spotify
  • Mail

NEWSLETTER — FAQ — CONTACT — HISTORY

InstagramTwitterYouTubeTikTokFacebook

Copyright © 2025 Riot Fest Corporation. Privacy Policy.

Search for:

Send me emails so I don’t have to go to your website anymore.